Thursday, 5 February 2015

Programmer Jokes

Jokes from Microsoft's TechDays Online chat. Enjoy!

Why did the computer get home tired?
Because he had a hard drive!

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

Ram used to be deer,now its sheep

I can hear music coming out of my printer, the paper must be jammin'

Two programmers walk into a foo.

Why was the computer cold?
Because it lefts the windows open

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why are assembly programmers always wet?
Because they are always below C level


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