Jokes from Microsoft's TechDays Online chat. Enjoy!
Why did the computer get home tired?
Because he had a hard drive!
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ram used to be deer,now its sheep
I can hear music coming out of my printer, the paper must be jammin'
Two programmers walk into a foo.
Why was the computer cold?
Because it lefts the windows open
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Why are assembly programmers always wet?
Because they are always below C level
:-)
PDB
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